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[ OPEN/CATCH-ALL ] the crickets still sing in october.
WHO: dextera! and others!
WHERE: all around town, in a variety of places!
WHEN: october!
WHAT: an open prompt for quest 29’s skeletons (eating them), and whatever else comes up!
WARNINGS: he’s eating bones.
i. NO BONES ABOUT IT (OPEN)
[ dextera used to have a pretty healthy habit for eating bones—it used to be his thing, in fact, but lately he hasn’t had as much of a reason to eat them with all the color popping back up around town. they still provide some nutritional value to him, though, considering the way his body works, and what better to start hoarding for winter than by disassembling skeletons and biting right through their brittle bodies?
throughout the month, catch him doing this exact thing. sometimes he defeats the skeletons before chomping them, and sometimes he just rips the arm off one with his teeth like a dog. the latter, however, he’s only doing if he thinks no one is watching. ]
ii, but new. SEXY NUN COSTUME (~10/17 - 10/19)
iii. WILDCARD
WHERE: all around town, in a variety of places!
WHEN: october!
WHAT: an open prompt for quest 29’s skeletons (eating them), and whatever else comes up!
WARNINGS: he’s eating bones.
i. NO BONES ABOUT IT (OPEN)
[ dextera used to have a pretty healthy habit for eating bones—it used to be his thing, in fact, but lately he hasn’t had as much of a reason to eat them with all the color popping back up around town. they still provide some nutritional value to him, though, considering the way his body works, and what better to start hoarding for winter than by disassembling skeletons and biting right through their brittle bodies?
throughout the month, catch him doing this exact thing. sometimes he defeats the skeletons before chomping them, and sometimes he just rips the arm off one with his teeth like a dog. the latter, however, he’s only doing if he thinks no one is watching. ]
ii, but new. SEXY NUN COSTUME (~10/17 - 10/19)
[ dextera got this costume from carving a pumpkin, and it’s probably going to stay on him for a solid three days. he can’t hide in his house for the whole time, especially once the harvest festival starts up, but he also doesn’t want to be seen in it—so of course, people have to see him in it, because that’s the way rp works.
whenever he does have to leave his house, he tries to wear a coat, but the unfortunate reality of this outfit is that still leaves his habit, the jewelry, the socks, and the heels to see from practically any angle. a more discerning eye will definitely see upon looking at him from the front that he’s wearing a dress that was definitely meant for someone with breasts. he’s wobbly walking around in the first place, and it’s only by the grace of god that the few times he trips, the back of his coat is long enough to keep from flashing his ass to the world.
let him die! ]
whenever he does have to leave his house, he tries to wear a coat, but the unfortunate reality of this outfit is that still leaves his habit, the jewelry, the socks, and the heels to see from practically any angle. a more discerning eye will definitely see upon looking at him from the front that he’s wearing a dress that was definitely meant for someone with breasts. he’s wobbly walking around in the first place, and it’s only by the grace of god that the few times he trips, the back of his coat is long enough to keep from flashing his ass to the world.
let him die! ]
iii. WILDCARD
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[ dextera wants to spit it out, but the panic reflexively makes him swallow—and cough, because now he’s close to choking on a bone. thanks, zelda!!
he turns his head away from her to avoid looking completely disgusting, and a moment later, there’s a piece of bone in his hand that he definitely just coughed up.
again, like a dog. ]
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Why are you eating it! It's a skeleton!
[ you don't EAT the skeleton, you smack it until it goes back to the ground from whence it came! ]
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I eat bones.
[ a vague, useless answer. ]
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hylia give her the strength to carry on in these times-- ]
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[ smiles! please! ]
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…
[ he looks away. ]
I use them.
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[ she's trying not to judge, but she did once see him try to drink tea that she specifically said was too hot to drink. and now this - it alarms her honestly. ]
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…
[ it’s not like they aren’t useful, but the ones he’s found in town don’t do the things that he wishes they did. they’re not much better than the sweat bones he finds around the tower, which, obviously, just make him sweaty. ]
For… hunger.
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Dextera... you don't need to eat them. [ this time said softer, because it's dawning on her that he's attempting to eat these bones because he's done it before. and that's significantly worse than what she thought this was. ] If you're hungry there are plenty of things here to eat. I could make you something if you really need it right now.
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he almost feels guilty about it, actually, because it seems like zelda is feeling pity for him over something that he really feels is a completely normal part of his existence. he eats bones. he knows it’s weird, but it’s fine! (it’s not fine.) ]
…I don’t want to waste them.
[ he says, as if there isn’t a skeleton ambling towards them right now with bones ripe for the pickin’. ]
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[ said like it isn't the most obvious thing in the world, because this is what dextera truly believes so she can't demean him in the hopes that it will help. gods. but yes that skeleton sure is... coming... slowly... man these things are sad, but she still hates them. ]
Here. [ and she'll just offer him up her skeleton arm club. ] Club them with this. It's fragile but it gets the job done.
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…
[ he takes the arm with a nod, and waits until the skeleton is in proper range… then swings with all his strength, which turns out to be way too much strength because it’s like hitting a baseball off a tee at a little league game. the skull goes flying. ]
Ah.
the mental image of this tag is perfect, thanks
Nice swing. [ like, surprisingly nice? she did not think dextera had that in him, but you learn something new every--
CRASH!
--day. ] So much for that skull.
[ meanwhile the skeleton is now waving its hands around the empty space where its skull was, before it collapses in on itself. zelda just smiles. ]
We should make a game of this. It'd be fun.
[ stop her. ]
they’re having fun
…
[ … ]
You don’t like skeletons?
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[ unless it's like, a scientific sort of skeleton used for research? but those are usually not cursed to continue walking upon the mortal realm. buuut she does feel like she should better explain her behavior-- ]
My homeland has a curse upon it that gives birth to monsters, much like the ones we encounter in the woods. At night however, the ones slain in combat reanimate themselves into an army of the undead. They're usually still smart enough to stay outside of town, but not always.
[ gotta love hyrule! ]
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I don’t know about a “game”… but we can destroy more.
[ maybe she has some pent-up rage. ]
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As we should! They don't seem like much, but they can start overwhelming the town if we don't keep them at bay. Greater forces can lead to more danger.
[ she's definitely doing this for altruistic reasons and has no bias whatsoever against evil forces. none. anyway, she kneels down to grab the arm of the skeleton who dextera struck a homerun with so he can keep the arm he borrowed off her. ]
If you're going to collect these bones, I suggest the arms. They're very effective weapons, even if they only last a few hits before shattering.
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The spine…
[ with the collapsed skeleton nearby, he picks up a handful of vertebrae, and withdraws a piece of thread from his pocket. it’s the world’s most macabre set of christmas lights, as he strings the small round bones along the thread for easy carrying.
these are what he wants to collect. ]
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Just... don't chew in public. You'll worry people.
[ and she's already plenty worried about him in a multitude of ways. ]
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…
[ dextera nods, tying off the thread with the bones he’s collected before pocketing them once more. they’re safe and unchewed, so isn’t that good enough? ]
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Come along. I'll lead the way - I've been wanting to see your power in work again, but we can always take turns clubbing their heads off.
[ he made an impressive shot, so she has to do better now too. ]
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he follows her, dutiful as ever. ]
They’re pretty… weak.
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To better elaborate - if they can enter town, does that mean any monster can now?
[ it's the most outstanding part of all this. the skeletons, while weak and easy to take out, can be a sign of bad omens to come. ]
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I wonder if… we can put up barriers.
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[ large swaths of monsters appearing in ways they never have before makes her immediately fall to dire prediction. though she tries to retain optimism, truth is she's still a pessimist at heart. ]
For now we just have to keep them at bay. And hope nothing worse happens.
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