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koriel xii. (dextera) ([personal profile] passio) wrote in [community profile] awashlogs2018-10-04 01:46 pm

[ OPEN/CATCH-ALL ] the crickets still sing in october.

WHO: dextera! and others!
WHERE: all around town, in a variety of places!
WHEN:
october!
WHAT:
an open prompt for quest 29’s skeletons (eating them), and whatever else comes up!
WARNINGS
: he’s eating bones.



i. NO BONES ABOUT IT (OPEN)

[ dextera used to have a pretty healthy habit for eating bones—it used to be his thing, in fact, but lately he hasn’t had as much of a reason to eat them with all the color popping back up around town. they still provide some nutritional value to him, though, considering the way his body works, and what better to start hoarding for winter than by disassembling skeletons and biting right through their brittle bodies?

throughout the month, catch him doing this exact thing. sometimes he defeats the skeletons before chomping them, and sometimes he just rips the arm off one with his teeth like a dog. the latter, however, he’s only doing if he thinks no one is watching. ]


ii, but new. SEXY NUN COSTUME (~10/17 - 10/19)

[ dextera got this costume from carving a pumpkin, and it’s probably going to stay on him for a solid three days. he can’t hide in his house for the whole time, especially once the harvest festival starts up, but he also doesn’t want to be seen in it—so of course, people have to see him in it, because that’s the way rp works.

whenever he does have to leave his house, he tries to wear a coat, but the unfortunate reality of this outfit is that still leaves his habit, the jewelry, the socks, and the heels to see from practically any angle. a more discerning eye will definitely see upon looking at him from the front that he’s wearing a dress that was definitely meant for someone with breasts. he’s wobbly walking around in the first place, and it’s only by the grace of god that the few times he trips, the back of his coat is long enough to keep from flashing his ass to the world.

let him die! ]


iii. WILDCARD

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[personal profile] retrobeats 2018-10-09 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, I kinda already did! Man, we gotta-- oh, hang on a sec-

[ brb while he gives one of the other slowly advancing skellies that was getting a little too close a good whack in the shins, sending it tumbling to the ground legless. ]

--anyway, we gotta talk about your diet, my dude. These things are probably super cursed, you know?

[ and also HUMAN(??) REMAINS, but eating curses is probably more damaging in the grand scheme of things? ]
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[personal profile] retrobeats 2018-10-09 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Michael leans on his trusty skeleton-dispatching branch, trying to ignore the creaking sound of the still-somewhat-animated remains of the skeleton twitching on the ground. ]

Oh god. How many did you eat?
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[personal profile] retrobeats 2018-10-11 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ OH MAN... he's putting two and two together and... Dextera we REALLY do need to talk about your diet... ]

Like... moving ones, or?
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[personal profile] retrobeats 2018-10-13 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh.

oh.

is that better?? it's probably not better, right. like, nobody was using those bones anymore but... eating dead people remains is definitely still crossing some kind of line when you're not living in some kind of blasted apocalypse world, right... ]


Oh, yikes. [ it kinda also raises the question of why so many human bones were lying around like that and if the town going colourless was what killed them, but those are questions for another time!! ] For the record: not sure how I feel about that one. But I can see how the skeleton war we got going on coulda caused a relapse.
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[personal profile] retrobeats 2018-10-15 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Chroma Just Be Like That Sometimes. Michael's always been at least outwardly chill about a lot of things, riding out whatever life throws at him, but even so, if he'd been confronted with Dextera chowing down on bones when he'd just arrived, it might have been a different story. but after a few months featuring people-eating sirens and magic and giant bees and beloved video game worlds being based on a legit, real, actual reality... well, he's still grossed out by it, but. not to the level of outwardly freaking out about it.

... besides, the bone-crunching is Deeply Troubling, but Dextera's words rank on about the same or higher level. ]


Dude. That - that doesn't make it okay.

[ is "it" the bones? the curses? the fact that Dextera would say something like that in the first place? maybe just a bit of columns a b and c all together. ]
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[personal profile] retrobeats 2018-10-16 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ beat. he nods, slowly. ]

I mean... glad to hear it, bud. Uh, no bones at all is probably the ideal end goal here, but. Baby steps.

[ ... and usually he'd leave it at that, change the subject to something less morbid, except. he's not sure that Dextera caught all of what Michael meant. and that sort of thing - well. it's been bothering him more than it used to, lately. ]

--you know the thing about curses is that they always get broken in the end too, right? Sleeping Beauty wakes up, the swans turn back into people, the genie gets to go free...

[ WHICH IS AN ABRUPT THING TO COME OUT WITH ALL OF A SUDDEN but look he's low-key trying to make a point here, okay, please go with him on this ]