[ Cue the Awash sitcom where Caramia bursts in saying "Did someone say company?" and there's an audience that laughs for whatever reason.
Except Caramia isn't nearly so coordinated, and honestly there isn't much to "burst in" from in the first place. Unless bursting involves crashing through the stairs, because that's about what Caramia expects from the rickety things. Didn't he break Lupin's stairs to the cellar before? Maybe he can just go back outside and scale the side of the wall to get to the roof...?
Yeah! It's a great plan. Probably. Fuck stairs, we scale the walls like men. Give him a moment, and he'll be clambering over the edge with slight trouble, but managing to flop down against the roof as intended. If you expected something more graceful, you'll have to take it up with the Big Cats Association, probably.
Just remember, Lupin, you were the one to decide to invite him over. But, hey, at least he'll give a wave like he didn't just over complicate his entrance! ]
"loose zoo animal" I'm sobbing
Except Caramia isn't nearly so coordinated, and honestly there isn't much to "burst in" from in the first place. Unless bursting involves crashing through the stairs, because that's about what Caramia expects from the rickety things. Didn't he break Lupin's stairs to the cellar before? Maybe he can just go back outside and scale the side of the wall to get to the roof...?
Yeah! It's a great plan. Probably. Fuck stairs, we scale the walls like men. Give him a moment, and he'll be clambering over the edge with slight trouble, but managing to flop down against the roof as intended. If you expected something more graceful, you'll have to take it up with the Big Cats Association, probably.
Just remember, Lupin, you were the one to decide to invite him over. But, hey, at least he'll give a wave like he didn't just over complicate his entrance! ]